Earlier this week…
After tireless nights of searching for Eerie and the self proclaimed Queen Mab all over the streets on New York, Heather lays knocked out and sprawled out across her bed with her clothes still on.
She lays there all day long into the night as darkness begin to smother her room. Loud thumps was heard as if someone was marching on the floor above her head in her brownstone apartment.
She grumbles as she wakes up holding her head. She doesn’t know if she’s really hearing loud stomps in her apartment or if it’s just her headache from the hangover.
An eerie voice is heard from the darkness.
Voice: Heatherrrrr…..
Heather: Dad pleeeeassse. Not right now. Go home.
The voice changed from erie to malevolent.
Voice: THIS ISN’T YOUR SURROGENT DADDY!!! I AM YOUR TRUE FATHER!!!!
The windows in her apartment opened as a cold breeze rushes in. It wakes Heather up fully out of her sleep but she can’t move her body.
She watches this dark and angry entity move from the corner of her bedroom to the foot of her bed.
Heather: Who are you!? What do you want from me!?
Voice: My child, as your dark soul manifest itself you must have the ability to bring the fear of….let’s just say The Unknown to those who oppose you.
Voice: The Unknown is the most frightening thing known to man. Tonight you will become that. You will become a true Harbinger of Death.
The darkness that surrounds the entity encompasses Heather. By the look in her eyes she is frightened for once. She cannot move.
The entire scene turns to complete darkness and Heather lets out a gut wrenching scream. The scene blips out.
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What the hell! |
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YEEESH! |
The Xtron Flickers On!
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Haha |
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I love it! |
Seeing through a blurred lens, the camera blinks, slowly focuses, and blinks again before coming in to a fully focused shot of a woman in a grey pantsuit with a red half mask on.
She slowly approaches the camera and bends down, ripping some tape off the mouth of who can only be assumed to be Justin Jehst.
The camera switches to a side view revealing Justin tied to a chair with Barry across the room, behind the masked woman.
Jehst: *still drowsy*...I thought you were dead?
Woman: And I thought I taught you better than walking right into a trap. All those years mingling with sharks at dinner parties and Hollywood networking events should have taught you something.
The camera shifts to a close up of Justins hands behind his chair as a small blade flicks out from beneath his hoodie sleeve.
Jehst: Those events...you’re right, they were full of sharks...people like you.
Woman: Oh Justin...is that any way to speak to your mother?
Justin, still with droopy eyelids and the motor skills of a three toed sloth, smirks and lets out a small chuckle.
Jehst: You were no mother to me.
The woman walks briskly towards Justin and unloads a thunderous slap which echoes throughout the warehouse.
Mom: I also thought I taught you respect.
The camera cuts back to Justin carefully moving the blade back and forth against the rope as it begins to frey.
Jehst: You taught me not to be like you.
Another backhand slap.
Mom: Not another word, Justin. You know why I’m here, with you, with Barry? Why I went through the lengths I did to bring us all together?
Another few large strands of rope begin to tear as the blade glides back and forth.
Jehst: Just spit it out, I don’t have all day.
Mom: Hahaha...you have the time I say you do. If you hadn’t noticed, you’re tied up to a chair in a warehouse with multiple armed guards.
The camera shifts back to the blade as it cuts through the last strand of rope. He stands, still holding the rope in one hand as he launches towards his mother, wrapping the rope around her wrist and spinning, twisting behind her and using her as a human shield as the three guards draw their stunguns.
Jehst: You never should have roped me into this.
He begins to back up towards Barry who is on the opposite side of the warehouse. Moving behind him he uses his free hand to cut the rope and rip the gag tape from his mentor.
Jehst: C’mon you old, bastard, let’s get the hell out of here.
Barry shakes loose the last piece of rope and grabs a piece of 2x4 from near a stack of crates.
Justin begins to move towards a doorway, being careful to use his mother as a shield as to not provoke any tazering from the guards. He ushers Barry out first, making sure he was at least safe. Before he exits he quickly unwraps his mothers arm and tosses her aside.
Jehst: You’re proof my mother died a long time ago.
He backs into the doorway and slams it shut as the guards close in.
Justin: Barry...RUN!
The two begin running down a hallway as the camera fades to black.
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O_O |
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The JEHST Identity! |
Heather Angelo vs Eerie Sunshine vs Queen Mab
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She got it! |
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Indeed she did! |
The TTT locker room is once again the crème de la crème in terms of comfort and decor. The Lavish room features a ten thousand dollar snow leopard area rug in the center of the room.
On top of that rug there is a toy replica of an OCW ring with a Chamber around it that has an open top. Inside the Chamber there are six action figures.
Stacy Clark walks into the room looking for TTT. When she sees the action figures, she walks over and bends down and removes the Kassidy and POWERFUL Ryu action figures.
Kassidy comes out from one of the changing rooms,
Kassidy: Why are you touching my Official TTT ⅛ Scale Figurine?
Kassidy snatches the Kassidy action figure from Stacy,
Ryu walks in behind Kass and crosses his 「POWERFUL」Arms
RYU: Do you like that「POWERFUL」 Spider figure?
Stacy: This is just your head on the Hulk’s body.
Ryu turns into a thinking face
Stacy points down at one of the figures inside the chamber,
Stacy: and that isn’t Sean McGee, its Djesus Djones.
RYU: You know Jay hates black people and would only pay for one mold for a black wrestler.
Kassidy: So all of the Black wrestlers are modified Djesus molds.
RYU: Even Buddy Burns!
Stacy: I don’t believe that at all.
Kassidy: TTT production team did the order they were paid to do; are you saying we pocketed money and under produced?
Stacy: Ye
Kassidy: No, shut up and get out, enough of your questions.
Kassidy takes the「POWERFUL」Spider from Stacy’s hand and points out the door.
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This is too META even for me! |
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THEY ARENT IN THE PACKAGING, THEY ARE DEPRECIATING VALUE EVERY SECOND.... |