Kassidy and「POWERFUL」RYU are sitting on the soft snow leopard rug, Kassidy is making his OFFFICIAL OCW action figure Kassidy deliver a Trash Mass to the Bobby Minio figure who is being held up by the「POWERFUL」RYU Figure (Who is NOT OFFICIAL BY ANY MEANS) who is being handled by「POWERFUL」RYU.
Kassidy: Tonight boob, you are done; you can be all you can be on the microphone but in this ring, I’m the king.
RYU: YOU AIN’T POWERFUL ROBERT
Action figure Kassidy lands Trash Mass on Bobby’s chin which leads to Bobby getting KHALLASD by「POWERFUL」RYU.
RYU: NOBODY KICKS OUT OF THE KHALLAS! YOU CAN’T EVEN LIFT WEIGHTS! HOW CAN YOU LIFT YOUR SHOULDERS!
Kassidy pushes the one of the pod doors open and out falls Sean McGee, they repeat the position,
Kassidy: You ain’t so bad two on one buffness. You ain’t nothing, NOTHING; your stupid muscles won’t help you now.
Action figure Kassidy lands Trash Mass on Sean’s chin which leads to Sean getting KHALLASD by「POWERFUL」RYU.
RYU: YOU MAY BE BUFFNESS, BUT YOU AREN’T「POWERFUL」.
Kassidy pushes another pod door open and Mugen comes out and is placed in between Kassidy and「POWERFUL」RYU.
Super conveniently, Mugen walks into the TTT locker room and picks up the Mugen figure and acts like he was there the whole time.
Mugen takes the arms of the ACTION figure and starts posing with them.
Mugen: Release the dovessss.
Kassidy stands up,
Kassidy: No, What are you doing, you are ruining everything,
Mugen ignores Kass and starts running the ropes back and forth with his ACTION FIGURE.
Mugen: Look at my stamina. I can go all night long.
Mugen starts to have his ACTION FIGURE climb the top turnbuckle and proceeds to climb one of the pods. He has his Action Figure jump off of the pod on top of everybody.
Mugen: LOOK AT THE FLYING SKILLS ON ME!
Kassidy: STOP! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE, This isn’t how any of this works.
Mugen: Of course it is, that’s how it always works. Me and Bobbert against the world.
Mugen starts to position action figure Mugen to deliver a Imugenation to action figure Kassidy, when Kassidy kicks the OCW Official Mini Action Chamber across the room, leaving「POWERFUL」RYU and Mugen holding just their figures in mid air slightly above the rug.
Mugen: Um, well it’s just us two again old sport. I hope that’s how it is come match time.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I can't wait! |
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This is going to be a disaster!!!!! |
Irving begins to pace back in forth a towel draped over his head as he begins bouncing in the balls of his feet and shaking his arms out. Cracking his neck from side to side as he finishes up the last few parts of his pre match ritual.
Irving: Certified Greatness a show that should actually mean a lot to me but let’s face facts, I don’t give a shit about it. Show was created by a man who open the door for me and soon as he opened the door I busted right past him.
Irving stands with his side to the camera still bouncing on his toes as he shakes his legs loose this time.
Irving: Only thing that means something to me right now Ricky is hurting you. It’s grown passed me needing to teach you kid, I want you to do what you do best tonight and crash and burn for these fans so I can see the look on your face when I make you scream again. I’m going to hurt you Ricky… This isn’t a game.
Irving turns towards the camera: I didn’t say try to hurt you or that I might hurt you. I am going to hurt you Ricky, every fiber in my body wants to make you suffer and I will not stop till you are screaming in pain yet again.
Irving: Don't just sit back and listen to my words as if they are empty threats kid, I want you to feel every word as it shakes you down to your core…Just beating you Ricky isn't enough Ricky…
Irving:
After I drive your head through that mat and you lay motionless hoping that it’s over…But it won't be Ricky…Think I’m just going to pin you to prove a point ? No no no it will never be enough for me to just pin scum like you, I must hurt you Ricky and that’s what I’m going to do.
Irving cracks a smile as the camera fades to black.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Irving is out for blood! |
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And its NEXT! |
Seth Irving vs Ricky The Dragon Ragnarath
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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WHAT!!! |
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Oh My god! |
The camera fades into focus as Barry and Jehst rush down a hallway. They arrive at a corner, turning and seeing two armed guards who begin to open fire.
Jehst pulls Barry back into the hallway and leans against the wall. The camera shifts to show the two face-on on the left and the guards running towards them on the right.
As the guards approach, Jehst braces himself before flicking his arm out into the corridor with a karate backfist, knocking the first guard to the ground and his pellet gun in the air.
Jehst catches the pellet gun on its descent and fires a couple of warning shots down the corridor, hitting, if by fluke, both guards in a knee cap each, dropping them in one shot grasping their leg and screaming in pain.
Jehst: Let’s go, Barry!
The two run past the wounded guards, jumping over them as they pass. Rushing down the corridor they arrive at another doorway. Jehst pulls back before launching a heavy front kick, knocking the door off it’s hinges to the ground.
Barry: ...that was open.
Jehst: No time for chit chat, Barry, let’s go!
As they exit the building into a carpark they hear an alarm going off around the building. Before long there are numerous guards beginning to surround them, each with a baton or a other bludgeoning melee weapon.
Jehst and Barry end up back to back as the group closes in. The first strike is attempted by one of the guards, launching at Jehst with an overhand strike. He dodges, hitting back with a hard right uppercut, jab, right straight, and finishing with a left hook that drops the assailant.
After the guard drops to the ground, the others close in and are one by one dropped by various strikes; front kicks, spinning side kicks, uppercuts, back fists, and a few lucky swings of a 2x4 by Barry.
Once all the guards have dropped to the ground, a voice booms over the outdoor speaker systems.
Mom: You can’t run forever, my sweet boy! ... RELEASE CERBERUS!
An electric roller door begins to raise as we see black and red boots, black leather pants, a chainmail vest over top of a black leather one, pauldrons on each shoulder in the shape of hound heads, and a mask over the top of the mountainous man before them, also in the shape of a hounds head with red eyes. His towering frame lumbers forward before letting out a bellowing roar.
Jehst: Barry, get out of here, find a vehicle, we need to leave!
Cerberus continues to move forward as Jehst gets into a boxing stance. He pushes the action, moving to the three headed hound and swinging a left, a right, and another left, with no result.
Cerberus grabs Jehst’s arm and twists it causing him to flip over onto his back, sending a faint cloud of dust into the air around his fallen body. The hell hound roars as Jehst slowly gets back to his feet and resets into a karate stance.
The two circle each other slowly. Jehst flies in with a roundhouse kick which is met with a complete no-sell from Cerberus who replies with a straight open palm strike to the chest, knocking Jehst back a few feet. He clenches his chest as he grimaces in pain. Shaking it off he once again goes back into stance, this time a classic wrestling pose.
Shooting in for a double leg he fakes it and switches to be in position for a German Suplex. He tries as hard as he can with all his manly strength, but Cerberus is just too bulky and back elbows Jehst in the head before turning around, military pressing him and throwing him several feet through the air next to a conveyor belt and scaffolding rig. Jehst looks up at the construction setup and a light bulb goes off in his head.
Jehst: *with blood dripping from his nose* Is that all you got? Come on! Come and get me!
Cerberus roars once more and races towards Jehst. Justin looks up at a large crane hook which is connected to the setup above him. He looks back at the hell hound, then back to the hook.
As the hill giant closes in Jehst flicks a power switch chained to the scaffolding which powers on the conveyor belt and all the moving parts around it including the crane. Once Cerberus gets into range Jehst flips a lever and backwards rolls out of the way as the crane hook comes hurtling down, putting itself between Cerberus and Jehst in addition to crushing Cerberus's foot!
He stands and gives a curt bow, like a stage actor completing his final act of the night.
Mom: Get him!!
As more armed guards begin pouring out of the building, Barry pulls up next to Jehst in his Mercedes from the parking lot.
Barry: Get in!
Jehst scrambles and hops in the car. Barry puts it into gear and screams off through a chain fence and out onto a roadway, narrowly avoiding a spray of pellets from the pursuing guards.
As the car hoons off towards the horizon the camera fades to black.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Man thats one disturbed family! |
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HAH, you ain't been to the Poling house during Easter! |