B17: Bill! Bill! BILL!
Bill Ding: WAHT!
B17: You’re not looking. I have made this beautiful chart that shows how we will win tonight! Look I even drew it out with these markers I found...in...in someone's backpack.
CJ: What about the singlet?
B17:...I bought it.
CJ: From where?
It had been so long since B17 had money to spend that he quickly racked his brains to the think of someplace that might sell clothing: DILLARDS! I got it from Dillards!
Ding started to drift off again.
B17: Wait! Look! It’s all mapped out.
B17 held up a whiteboard, but there was nothing of sense on it. Only random x’s and o’s, along with what looked like 3 stick figures: Ok, so Ding is gonna hit Seb, right there. BOOM!
CJ fell out of his chair.
B17: And then Bingo is gonna go deep, here, right here. And we gonna deliver the POW! Right here!
Bingo’s hands raced over the board as he narrated the plan in his head, he dropped the first board and held up a second.
B17: Ok, so here it gets confusing. We’re gonna get a I15 and a A7, put it together with our free space and BANG! CJ gets eliminated!
CJ: What? Wait? I get eliminated?
B17 stares at his white board for a moment: That’s what it says…
CJ: Well, how do I get eliminated?
B17 drops the board and picks up another: It’s all right here. You’re gonna take a BINGO punch, and then turn right around into some DEEP DISH!
CJ: Stop, stop, stop...I’m on your team…
Bill Ding, hearing enough nonsense, stands up:
Daddehs! It's just as easy as dis, don't need no whiteboards to tell us! We gonna fight!
CJ: Yea!
Bill Ding: And we gonna do this! Pluck ‘em off one by one, givin’ em each some special attention an’ maneuverin’...
Ding: Now lemme warn ya.... this might get a little unsafe. Well, Ricky isn't on the other side but still. Code Terror is gonna work togetha with that tag team action so don't get caught in a cornah with those two. Pick ‘em apart!
Ding: And that Sebby… He can be miiighty unpredictable. He might whip out his ol’ hambone and slap ya with it just to get a pin! Or send in one of his baby-oiled Sebettes with tha shank!
Ding: So, Cj-daddeh, B-daddeh, strap on ya hard hats, buckle down, and let's get ta work!!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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OH ITS ON! |
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YEAA BUDDY THE DINGSTER TAKE ON THE CROWN AND ITS NEXT! |
Bill Ding, B-17 & CJ ODonell
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CODE TERROR & Sebastion Abbott
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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GOD HEAVENS! |
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Bodies everywhere! |
Stacy: Alright, let’s get right to it starting with the challenger. Harvey, your legacy thus far has been all over the place since you arrived at OCW.
Stacy: You go on amazing win streaks like you're having right now but fall when the light shines the brightest on you. It’s been predicted you will fall again against Tiberius on this bright stage. What do you have to say about that?
H2O: (Shrugs) The strange difference between now and last year when I faced Pugh for it is that there’s no pressure. No disrespect to Tibby.
H2O: What I’m saying is is that my pillow, my slippers, my clothes or whatever is broken in. My stay in OCW is broken in. Although I’ll never be too comfortable because there’s so much competition here. BUT I’m comfortable enough to perform at what my peak is RIGHT NOW.
H2O: I want everyone to know that there’s more to come from H2O and The difference this time...I’m going to make everyone believe it.
Stacy: Ok. I turn it over to you now, Tiberius. Care to elaborate or shall we move on to my question to you?
Dupree: There is nothing of his career to elaborate on, the mediocrity speaks for itself. But you can ask a real performer a real question, so shoot Stacy….
Harvey stares at Tibby with an furosity that is palpable.
Stacy: Very well...
Stacy: Your current OCW Lightheavyweight Title reign is your only reign in the last 4 years, it’s no lie that you are in the twilight of your career, how much more do you truly have left in the tank as Lightheavyweight Champion?
Dupree: The words “Always and Forever” aren’t just words Stacy, they are my heart and soul, as the Betterness is my mind and body.This CHILD sitting across from me will soon find out there is more in the tank than anyone in this timeline can ever fathom.
Tibby looks directly into the eyes of his challenger while speaking.
Stacy: Before I go any further I would like to thank you both for keeping this affair just words and not resorting to any violence like so many interactions between challengers and champions in the past.
Once again a stay tuned OCW Clark Effect logo appears on screen as we return to ringside.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Keep up the good fight Stacy! |
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These 2 Hate each other! I LOVE IT! |