The scene opens backstage at RIOT 500 in the hallways between locker rooms and monitor stations, catering areas and sound rooms.
From the right of the screen walks a man not usually seen on the red show; Justin Jehst.
He struts into frame with a smile on his face, rocking a pink shirt and black dress pants/shoes combo, sleeves rolled up, gold Rolex shining, pink lense Aviator’s sitting snug on his handsome face.
He continues wandering down the corridor until he is stopped by none other than Jim Black.
Jim: Justin! Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?
Jehst: Hello to you too, Jim. Look, I don’t have a match tonight, I’m just here to enjoy the momentous occasion of RIOT 500!!
The crowd can be heard in the background popping for the historic show.
Jim: Ok, well, first of all, I hear there’s a film script in the works for you to begin reading and going through first rehearsals for Capo’s new studio? Any comment on that?
Jehst: The Jehst Man’s gonna tell you the truth, Jim-Bob! Ever since I rejected the “Battering Shark 4 – Fortress of Fins” script and went with my man Capo’s studio for my first feature length production, the phone’s have been off the hook with Hollywood offers and movie deals!
Jehst:
Elsa’s been working overtime trying to settle future script offers and keeping Hollywood executives off my back.
Jehst:
It seems the push back of me rejecting the script has made me an exclusive star!
Jim: Well, that’s great for you, but what does that mean for your future here in OCW?
Jehst: I’ve got a plan, Jim-Steve! My plan is to keep the balance in the Force; movies and wrestling will co-exist in the Hollywood Maulers schedule!
Jehst:
I’ve got goals for both and I plan to stay the course until I’m the biggest star out there in front of the camera, and in here in an OCW ring!
Jehst:
Now, if you don’t mind, Jim-Greg, I’ve got a front row seat to the show I’ve gotta claim!
Jehst:
It’s time for the Jehst Man to watch the top stars on RIOT go head to head! Aaaannnddd --- CUT!!
Jehst brings his arms together to form the shape of a clacker and makes the scissor motion in front of Jim before walking past and on his way to find his seat for RIOT 500.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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It's all about Balance! |
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LIKE 50/50! |
RUST COHLE vs IJITU QUARTZ
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2nd time is the charm! |
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What a battle! |
* K.Dangelo paces in the back then just sits down and rips the towel from his head. He then looks into the camera with a intense stare.*
K.Dangelo : How many years have I done this? How many times have I sat ready to beat the life out of someone's son , their father.
K.Dangelo: How many times have I retired some sissy.
K.Dangelo: I can remember my championship I won was on Riot.
K.Dangelo: Chris Ryder called Mr.chocolate right before the match and the match lasted as long as his comment.
K.Dangelo: I'm oCw's gatekeeper, for what?
K.Dangelo: I've hurt people for the glory of what?
K.Dangelo: I'm truly tired.
K.Dangelo: I've done this song and dance for so long I don't know what to think or do anymore.
K.Dangelo: Guess I should be grateful huh.
* K.Dangelo starts slamming chairs and flips the desk over. He then picks up the desk and throws it through a window .
K.Dangelo : God that felt good!
K.Dangelo: Guess there is still some violence left in me.
K.Dangelo: I have to fight my tag partner along with Mez and Sean who I respect, to appease Their Hero not mine ,Sensation.
K.Dangelo: So tonight I'll give everyone what they want ,violence! I will tear through people I respect and maybe retire another wrestler.
K.Dangelo: The garden is full and the gates are close to closing.
K.Dangelo: Remember tornadoes don't stop until they have had their fill of destruction.
K.Dangelo: Be careful what you asked for!
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Yea that is totally not terrifying! |
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This ones gonna be a banger! |
HAIR VS HAIR
ROSE TYLER vs HEATHER ANGELO
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OH MY GOD! |
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Oh boy! |
The OCW World Heavyweight Champion, The Leg Kick Connoisseur, Sultan of the FlipCutter, and Son of Trash Time, Kassidy Hayes is walking around backstage of Riot 500 after his opening match!,
Kassidy: Look at all these people we are better than,
Voice in Kass’ head: Better than Betterness
Kassidy: Indeed we are.
Kassidy turns a corner and finds the catering area when a man turns away from the table and bumps into Kass; spilling a cup of water on Kass and his championship.
Kassidy: WHAT THE F….
Drago: Oh, I’m so sorry! Hope water didn’t ruin your championship!
Kass runs to the table looking for anything to clean the title and himself off,
Kassidy: Of course its you,
Drago: What you mean?
Kassidy: OCW’s “best” hunter, here to rain on our parade now that we are champion, That’s You.
Drago: Well, maybe I rained on your parade literally but…..I want to congratulate you!
Drago smiles as Kass stares at him.
Drago: You did great out there! Put on good show!
Kassidy: Yea Yea Yea, keep up your disingenuous and sarcastic praise, we know what you really mean and we have our eyes on you. This is our championship now and you will not get it back.
Kass begins to walk away from Drago backwards, never to remove their sight from him.
The camera turns toward Drago as he puts his shades on.
Drago: We? Our? I only see one person. Maybe matches with Mugen were too safe for him!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I think Kassidy has gold fever! |
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He is a stable genius how dare you! |