We are backstage with a frustrated Eerie Sunshine and a irritated Anna Mosity. The Good Sisters’ Betty Ford are having a major crisis, their out of Marlboro cigarettes! Neither can find their pack that mysteriously went missing.
As they harass everyone they run into backstage, they cross paths with no other than OCW Women’s Champion Sophia, who happens to be one of few Bombshells they get along with. She observes the duo tearing the catering area apart.
Sophia: What in the hell?!
Eerie: Please tell me you got one?!
Sophia: Got what?
Anna: A damn stogie, we’re dying here!
Eerie flips over a table after scattering its contents on the floor.
Sophia: Nope, only thing I smoke is the competition.
Instead of focusing on her match against Madison Cox tonight, Anna is inappropriately patting down a innocent OCW staff member looking for a smoke.
Anna: F**k f**k f**k!
Sophia realizing this is no joking matter and these women have gone mental.
Sophia: You bitches have completely lost it, how long has it been since you smoked?
Betty Ford: 15 minutes!!
They both answer in angered unison. 15 minutes also happens to be the average OCW match length.
Sophia: I’d help you two look but I got a Championship match against Ace to focus on. But I did see that crazy redhead chick running around with one, didn’t think much of it till now.
Betty Ford both stop spidering the backstage looking and both perk up.
Betty Ford: WHERE?!
Sophia doesn’t even get a chance to tell them where when Crazy Daisy herself suddenly appears on camera, literally long jumping into the scene. She has a Marlboro cigarette backwards in her mouth rambling without dropping it.
Crazy Daisy: I sort of set my character up to be a huge xenophobic patriot douche, this man had f**king mutant water alien fetus toys, they just absorbed the water and got big, they couldn’t have babies you dolt!
Everyone and I mean everyone just stops and stares. Sophia thought Betty Ford was crazy over lack of nicotine, but Daisy was certifiably nuts. Betty Ford finally react and fiercely.
Eerie: Gimme that you crazy whore!
Anna: Getter!
They both begin to chase Crazy Daisy who is now doing psychotic parkour while still breaking the 4th wall. Sophia can’t help but be entertained by the fiasco.
Crazy Daisy: Why do all white people smile like that? Eagle Eyed Trash on the case!
The outrageous parkour biker girl chase leads to the parking lot. Crazy Daisy hops on the hood of a large truck with a Confederate flag bumper sticker in it’s window. As Anna approaches the truck, she happens to glance inside.
Sitting on the seat of the truck was a carton of Marlboro cigarettes and a 30 pack of Blue Ribbon beer on the floor. Anna immediately stops chasing Daisy and opens up the passenger side door.
Eerie finally catches drift of the new situation. With insanely large grins on their faces Betty Ford rip open both boxes as Daisy takes a seat on the roof trying to smoke her Marlboro backwards.
In a matter of seconds Betty Ford is smoking and drinking as they always do. Crazy Daisy lead them to the jackpot! Sophia watches with her OCW Women’s Championship over her shoulder as we fade.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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These ain't your average ladies! |
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This is OCW! |
The first matches of the night are under way, and we see Cole Kappa walking backstage with a chair in hand, clearly displeased that he didn't get a spot on the card for his OCW debut like he had hoped he would.
Bystanders stay out of his way due to the fear of getting attacked with the chair, but instead of attacking anyone. He calmly makes his way to the locker room in front of a TV broadcasting the huge event, much like he did on Riot. He takes a seat and says to himself quietly.
Cole Kappa: Good things come to those who wait, I suppose...
The camera fades on him focusing on the TV, studying what he see's in front of him.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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How peculiar! |
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Quite! |
K.D'Angelo VS Tobin Frost
VS Anthony Baker
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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WHAT!!! |
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Holy Sheeeet! |
Nate continues his search for Dennis which leads him to a far off corner in the backstage area away from just about all of the OCW crew.
The camera man follows quickly behind Nate who is walking with purpose. As Nate turns a corner he sees Dennis Black alone stretching as he prepares for his Main Event match later in the night.
Nate: Can I have a word.
Dennis stops and hops up. The two men shake hands and give a half hug.
Dennis: It’s been a while.
Nate: It’s been rough but I’m here now. Thanks for checking in and everything. Any way I have something important I need to talk to you about.
Nate turns around remembering the camera man. He walks over and unplugs the mic from the camera. Nate then turns his attention back to Dennis who is listening intently.
Nothing can be heard but from the look on Dennis’s face it is something big. Nate shakes Dennis’s hand again and leaves the Turmoil Champion with a lot on his mind as the scene fades.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Respect! |
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Boo! |