We resume to the backstage area as a familiar announcer can be seen next to an unknown face, the announcer seems to be preparing to interview this person, the camera zooms in as the announcer beings to speak.
Jim Black: We are here backstage for the biggest pay per view of the late summer. Summercide! My guest at this time is one of OCW’s newest signees, tell me what is your name and how are enjoying the show so far?
??: My name is Brett Elder, and soon it’s going to be household around these parts, the show is going great, it’s a pleasure to be here along with my newly acquired peers.
Jim Black: And what is it you are expecting to bring to the table?
Elder: A hard hitting, fast paced style that you might think you’ve seen before, but here’s the thing about mine. It’s going to B.E better, it’s going to B.E great and...
Before this establishing face can continue his promo, he is superkicked in the side of the head and sent directly to the ground, it was a nice ride kid.
??: Muévete encima, nueva estrella!
On screen walks the man responsible and yet another unfortunate sight to Jim Black. Jay Fury and Wrex, the new Turmoil Tag Team champions. Fury takes his place in front of the camera as Wrex can be seen kicking the carcass of the previous interviewee out of view, he returns like nothing has happened.
Wrex: Where were we.. Jimmy! Ze AbschaumVater has returned after a little time off. And he comes bearing gifts, for himself, not for you of course.
Jim Black: Oh for.. was this really necessary?
Wrex: Who cares. The damn rookie probably won’t even be here come indy live. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need this camera, you can leave.
Jim Black: But-
Wrex: Bye Jimmy.
As Jim leaves Wrex turns back to the camera, holding one half of the turmoil tag belts up to the camera.
Wrex: Jackman, Malu, Everyone. I said for months, come Summercide that this was going to happen, that no matter what some fat samoan with s**t tattoo’s said. We were going to leave this show with these, we are men of our word.
Fury: We said what we would do and we did it, como si no fuera nada! Those people were nothing, that match was nothing. Día fácil en el trabajo!
Wrex: For nearly two years, I’ve come so close to the mark and missed, but that Wrex, that failure is dead now.. And been replaced with one who can do his job. And now I- we have these. These awful jokes turned reality. First held by failures, then by the very jokes that thought them into existence.
Fury: And they wanted us to stay away, didn’t want us involved with this. No son la ley después de todo!
Wrex: But fear not Turmoil, as much as Malu tried to keep this the joke of the show, now this tag division has some real role models to look up to. People who will make this division watchable once again. And when we’re done helping mold it into our own vision..
Wrex: We’ll throw it back in the trash where it belongs and go take something worth a damn. Speaking of which, did that fat ass keep his belt? Jimmy! Malu still champ?!
From down the hall Black can be heard responding.
Jim Black: I-
Wrex: -Yeah, I don't actually care. Now where were we? Oh yeah, this is our division now.
Fury: Esta es nuestra división, este es nuestro mundo! Tiempo para pagar el alquiler.
Jim Black: Bu-
Fury: Tranquilo.
Wrex raises his index finger and places it over his lips, shushing Black again as we fade to black.
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The Turmoil Tag Scene just got a hell of a lot more Scummy! |
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HATER, is you! |
AERITH vs DRAGANA*
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WHAT A BATTLE! |
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Holy hell man! |
Previously Recorded.
Current time is twelve P.M. at the SummerCide venue. FloJo is currently working as a ring crew member. They've finished setting up the ring and the Set.
FloJo: Phew...
Flojo:That was hard work...
Flojo appears to be gassed. She's out-of-shape.
Ring crew manager: All right F*** nuts we're done. The arena looks wonderful. The OCW universe will be amazed.
FloJo:Great.
Ring crew manager:Oh here Lotus, this is your pay for the day.
$700 obtained.
Press x to continue...
Ring crew manager: Now go buy you something nice, sweet heart.
Ring Crew manager:Take me down to paradise city, where the girls are pretty with the big ole T*tties. Take. Me. Hooome.
scene Ends with Flojo parting ways with the other workers.
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I mean does anyone pay this young woman? |
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YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR DUES! |
The Duo of Mugen and Dupree are standing in a room backstage from Ligermask, who has just revealed he can actually speak American.
Ligermask: … the fact of the matter is
Ligermask removes his mask to reveal that he is none other than… Ryu Matsumoto! But he is clearly not the Sensational Spider.
Mugen and Dupree gasp together.
Mugen: How is this possible?!
Dupree: You do realize we exist in a multiverse right?
Mugen: Oh yeah!
RYU: I am the Ryu from Tiberius Ortiz and Mr.Mugen’s timeline, when they took over, I did my best to fight back, but I was defeated when Tiberius finally obtained the Winter Stone after defeating Nate Dupree at Wintercade.
RYU: I then made my escape into your universe and have hiding here as Ligermask ever since.
Mugen: This is a tremendous development! With you we can turn the tables! Its not one on two or three on two anymore! Its three on three! And the numbers don’t lie! Trash Splitters are undefeated at Summercide!
Tibby starts bursting out in tears and begins shivering.
Dupree: MY SUMMER! REEEEEE!
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I LOVE IT! |