Sentai Hare points off screen. Revealing Ryu “Trash Blade” Matsumoto “Vampire Hunter” and his business partner “Jonny D” Jonny “Jonny D” D discussing inelgible perhaps dastardly things while walking down a DARK HALLWAY!
Sentai Hare: Sentai Hare Future Investment Briefcaserang GO!
She hurls her Bombshell’s Future Investment Briefcase sorta like a Boomerang towards the two men as the camera cuts to their conversation.
Jonny D: So then she was like what does the D stand for? So I said I’ll show you!
There’s a brief pause with Jonny D smirking, while Ryu Matsumoto the Governor of South Carolina is not amused.
Ryu Matsumoto: I don’t get it.
Jonny D: Dude the D is my pe-MY SPLEEN!
Jonny D collapses off screen.
Ryu Matsumoto: … Is this part of the joke Jonny? I still don’t get it...
A SPINNING SENTAI HARE LOGO TRANSITION TO SHOW THAT THIS SEGMENT IS OVER AND WE’RE BACK TO RIOT CONTENT!
The lights are off. All that can be seen is a small beacon of light from the ceiling and it reveals Jonny D finally awake.
Jonny D: MY PENIS!
His words echo awkwardly as the lights turn back on revealing a solid pink room. Sentai Hare just stares at him across a Hello Kitty table.
Sentai Hare: …
Jonny D: … Look I can explain where’s Spider?
Sentai Hare: …
Jonny D: Wait what is this place?
Her head perks up in excitement.
Sentai Hare: The Sentai Hare…
She stands up and slams the table almost tilting it over.
Sentai Hare: INHAREOGATION!
She then kicks the air.
Sentai Hare: Cave.
Jonny D: Cave seriously? Don’t rabbits live in like holes?
Sentai Hare: Look this is my interrogation not yours. You have a lot to explain old man!
Jonny D: Man?
Sentai Hare: So you’re not a man? THAT MEANS YOU’RE HALF LION AND HALF TIGER AND HALF MASK!
Jonny D: No that’s not true I’m your friend! I’m -
Suddenly gas fills the room and both occupants fall unconscious. A man in a gas mask walks in and takes Jonny D out. He waves his hand and a large hole appears from the ceiling. A chopper can be heard as a ladder is sent down.
The camera pans to the announce team.
This just gets more and more bizare!
Who are you telling?
Ed Reed vs K.D Angelo
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The camera pans to the announce team.
That's not fair at all!
All is far in war!
The scene fades in at Drago's dojo, where we see Johnny Law spinning a globe, most likely out of boredom.
Johnny: Weeeee.......
Dragana walks into the scene and sees Johnny spin the globe. He tilts his head to see Dragana and notices that she's wearing a fancy red sleeveless jacket.
Johnny: Nice threads.
Dragana looks at the globe and her eyes widen.
Johnny: What, you wanna travel the globe?
She feverishly nods and starts pointing all over the globe, but most notably points only at the bodies of water.
Johnny: I suppose we could make a makeshift boat or something if you really wanted to.
Dragana grins and pulls something from her bag. She puts on what looks to be a pirate hat. She points at the hat and then at the globe.
Johnny: Oh no. Oh hell no. You're joking right?
She shakes her head.
Johnny: I've already dealt with one bats*** crazy pirate who your brother danced with in a damn cell....I am not messing around with that kinda thing.
He starts to walk away as Dragana grabs his arm, getting his attention.
Johnny: No means no.
He looks at Dragana and sees that she's frowning.
Johnny: Don't give me that look.
A few seconds pass.
Johnny: I don't know how, but you're making me feel bad! Stop!
A few more seconds pass as Johnny starts looking around nervously.
Johnny: All right, fine. I'll help you do pirate stuff or whatever. We'll make a boat. Damn puppy eyes.
Dragana claps and walks away elated. Johnny sighs.
Johnny: What have I gotten myself into?
The camera pans to the announce team.
This will start a grand adventure!
Or like all things in OCW end very poorly!
H2O music hits and he comes out with a bit more energy than he has been lately. As he makes his way down the ramp he notices a beautiful woman that's holding a crowd sign that says, "Kiss Me I'm Loyal".
H2O points to her and looks to the crowd awaiting for the response. H2O and the woman gets the pop they were looking for and he kisses her.
Once he stopped he gave the arena two thumbs up leaving the woman more moisturized than a pack of baby wipes. He walks into the ring and grabs the mic from the beautiful ring announcer and begins to speak.
H2O: As you may know, a few nights ago I arrived for the first time in someone's front door step. At a place he undoubtedly has laid the best damn foundation anyone has ever seen. A place where damn near the entire roster has fallen to.
H2O: An uncharted territory that I've come in and Main Evented. B2O came back like it was the first time and rocked the Barclay's nearly defeating the tag team champions. But I'm not here to talk about that.
H2O: I'm here to tell you that all day I smelled a foul stench of treachery, corruption and recreancy that was stifling. It made me sick to my stomach. I sniffed around as best I could; searching to find and destroy what some of you may know it as… The Black Plague.
Crowd boos.
H2O: Now the Plague has reached the front offices of Turmoil. Gentleman Jack, you may THINK you're about to run things but it is Black that truly will. Please reconsider. He even has hold of my once love, Heather.
H2O starts to drift into sadness but a familiar voice echos in his head. “Confidence and Dominance”. He quickly snaps out of it.
H2O: But make no mistake, Riot has Embraced The Face that's on the come up on Tuesday Nights!
H2O: H2O will keep Riot purified and protected of this Black Plague that's ruining this great federation. I will cleanse this entire federation from your treachery, corruption and recreancy that you're embarking on.
H2O: Tonight I must focus on Ryu Matsumoto. Then my search for you will continue, Dennis Black! You may take my woman but you'll never take my spirit.
H2O tosses the mic to the ring announcer then gives out his eagle cry to the OCW Galaxy. We then cut to the next segment.
