The scene opens up backstage in the repurposed D.A.M. Skybox now full of glitz, glamour and positive reinforcement posters. Drago walks through the entrance, which is by the way, next to a poster that says “Keep Calm and Stay Lariating”.
Mugen is seen sitting in the center of the room meditating, keeping calm, being the true nice guy that he is. Molly is seen doing her usual of keeping up with her social media accounts, but now she has traded in the face paint and leather for a rave girl outfit. Drago looks at Molly bewildered.
Drago: What you supposed be?
Molly: Uh, I’m going to a show later duh.
Drago doesn’t know what that means and shakes his head and looks at Mugen.
Drago: I don’t know what game you play but I think you lying to me and Mr. Sensation.
Mugen awakes from his meditation and throws himself onto the sofa next to Molly.
Mugen: I totally get where you are coming from compadre, but I gotta tell you man, this is for real. I am genuinely trying to be a nice guy around here. In fact, the best nicest guy ever.
Drago: I am not your “compadre”.
Drago repeats what Mugen says in a sarcastic accent filled manner.
Mugen: How about bro?
Drago: No I am not, your brother, you are too…..uh…...different to be my brother.
Mugen: Hmmmm, how about comrade.
Drago: Only Communist say comrade to each other.
Mugen: What…..but I am a fan of Communism.
Drago’s eyebrows raise at what he had just heard.
Drago: You? Like Communism?
Mugen: Duh, people that don’t like are complete….
Mugen and Drago together at same time: Dummies.
Mugen and Drago’s eyes both light up as they look at each other.
Mugen: Wait a second, did we just become best friends?
Drago: Yawp.
Mugen stands up from the sofa and reaches out for a handshake.
Mugen: For the motherland.
Drago: For the motherland.
Mugen and Drago shake hands firmly as the scene fades out to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
He will say anything!
How dare you!
Jonny D: Half man, all DEEZ NUTZ!
Jonny looks around perplexed as he finds himself inside of a dark room. Before the lights can turn on he continues.
Jonny D: God dammit, not again…
The lights flicker on to reveal a dimly lit, smoky pool room. A slow clap can be heard, Jonny whips his head around to see a man in a gas mask and a suit.
The man removes his gas mask to reveal none other than the infamous Ligermask.
LIGERMASK: Bravo senior D.
Jonny D: Why does everyone think-
Before he can continue the smoke begins to turn to gas and get thicker. Before Ligermask or Jonny can react they both pass out.
A man in a gas mask walks in and takes Jonny D out. He waves his hand and a large hole appears from the ceiling. A chopper can be heard as a ladder is sent down.
The camera pans to the announce team.
This is like a N-O-R-E video!
What, what, what, what what, what!
Sentai Hare vs Madison Cox
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The camera pans to the announce team.
Why would you keep doing that?
GAME BALL!!!
So who’s crazier Stacy Clark for trying to interview Crazy Daisy, or Crazy Daisy well for being crazy? Either way sure as ketchup staying fresh on a countertop, this will be a TYPICAL interview.
Stacy stands in the mundane interviewing section backstage while Crazy Daisy tries very hard to keep focused... meaning she’s doing jumping jacks.
Stacy Clark: So Daisy where have you been, we haven’t seen you compete in quite some time?
Crazy Daisy: Stupid having a baby.
Stacy Clark: Wait you had a baby? But you weren’t pregnant a few weeks ago...
Crazy Daisy: I think I'm going to shoot myself in the head if I ever have to do another heist with randos.
Stacy Clark: Um ok, so you committed a heist then? Um what did you steal?
Crazy Daisy: Voodoo Doll - Hit counselors with throwing knives 13 times!
Already regretting doing this interview Stacy tries to switch gears and tries a more in depth question.
Stacy Clark: With the current crop of Women wrestlers here in OCW, what’s the next direction you see the division heading in after such a spectacular showing at Wrestlution 11?
Crazy Daisy: You should embrace minority characters more, Jay.
Crazy Daisy: We've got a Jap, an African American; and a vampire helping you build.
Stacy Clark: I’m not sure you allowed to say…..
Crazy Daisy: CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!! Don’t be a whole whore.
Stacy Clark: Excuse Me?!!
Crazy Daisy: You gotta be an English muffin. Only folk across the pond would call ketchup tomato sauce.
Realizing Daisy is well over the cuckoo's nest, instead of getting worked up, she tries for one more question before ending this charade
Stacy Clark: Do you have any words for your upcoming opponent Pyra on Turmoil this week?.
Crazy Daisy: That's how I would handle a flippy floppy. NECK DROP!!!
Pretending as if this interview went as smooth as refrigerated mayo Stacy concludes.
Stacy Clark: Thank You for that delightful interview Daisy, back to you Scaggs and Poling.
