OCWFED.com Presents Riot

   

* K.D'Angelo is back stage with chair still in hand as he is surrounded by all manner of OCW Personel*

K.D'Angelo : I'm not a bad guy but when provoked I will hurt someone!

K.D'Angelo : DON'T TOUCH ME SISSY!!!

K.D'Angelo shoves on of the refs aside, but since its K.D a slight shove sends the ref tumbling through some oddly placed cardboard boxes!

K.D'Angelo: I didn't ask for much so guess I'll have to make examples!

K.D'Angelo Sorry Reed but you were on the highway when this diesel came rolling through!

K.D'Angelo starts swinging the chair madly in an effort to get everyone to back up!

K.D'Angelo : No more games Ding and Ed I'm coming for you !

The camera pans to the announce team.

Looks like KD is on the warpath!

A path that leads to Bill Ding and Big Ed!

It's a Match!
H20 vs Ryu Matsumoto

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The camera pans to the announce team.

WHAT!

Oh lord!

Recorded Earlier!
Scene opens with a scrolling shot of Bubba and Drago, still sleeping. Seems darker than when Drago decided to nap. Drago's eyes open, then a look of shock and confusion wipes across his face.


Drago: Wake up...

Drago pushes Bubba's head to wake him up. Both are now wide awake, and as the camera pans back, they're in a room, with lush colorful pillows, a low lying, large bed, and incense burning on what looks to be a hand made bedside table.

Drago: Where we are? 

Bubba tilts his head...but suddenly begins sniffing. He jumps to his feet, and starts making his way to the door. Drago, without hesitation, drops down to a low center, and walks slowly next to Bubba. They get to the door and swing it open quickly. Drago jumps out of the door way, ready to attack...

Versus: Good morning fellas, how was your sleep?

Versus is sitting a counter top, drinking a hot herbal tea. Ed is sitting on an old recliner, reading a newspaper.

Drago: How...how you did this?

Versus: Well, years of saving from my OCW contracts allowed me to purchase some land, and then I...

Drago: No...how you get Bubba and me here without waking us? And what that smell?

Versus: Simple. Teamwork!Mugen bursts into the scene holding a grand platter of pancakes and waffles shaped like Mickey Mouse’s head.

Mugen: Bonjour Drago and Bubba!

Mugen pops the platter of breakfast food and accoutrements on the table. 

Mugen: Here we have locally sourced maple syrup and grapes from Cape Cod.

Drago: What? How you know to cook like this?

Mugen: Uh, I own a restaurant duhhhhh

Versus comes over and gets a whiff of the food and gives Drago “you better dig in before I do” look.

Mugen: Now, talk to me Drago. We are friends aren't we?

Drago: No. Why are you here?

Mugens eyebrows raise and we go into a flashback, with Mugen walking down a hallway. Versus approaches him.

Versus: Hey, thanks again for helping out with the segment...we would have been in big trouble if you didn't show up.

Mugen: Happy to lend my extensive knowledge of linguistics to your program.

Versus: You seem to have turned over a new leaf...kinda nice to see.

Mugen: I'm just glad to see Nate get some answers. May not have been all the ones he expected, or wanted, but they're answers.

Versus: Good.

Mugen starts to walk away.

Versus: So what charity is Hojo going to donate to?

Mugen: I haven't decided. I'm going to have my accountant go through my donations books and we'll go from there.

Versus: Well that's good. Anata wa osoraku sore o hōjō no kazoku ni kifu subekidesu. Sō sureba, anata wa negatibuna karuma ga anata no atama no ue ni nokotte inaideshou. Watashi wa anata no himitsu ga kare to anzenda to kakushin shite imasu.

Mugen: Why would I give it back to....oh....shEEEEt.

Mugens eyes dart back and forth, and he looks a bit concerned.

Mugen: You're a man of dignity Versus, I assume you wouldn't say anything, right?

Versus: You know, normally, I'd be all over you, but in this case, there was something you said during your completely inacurrate translation that stuck with me, and changed my mind. You said something to the effect of "I'm trying to be a good person". So, I'm going to give you a chance to do just that. 

Mugen: I'm not going to go pick up crap on the highway, or help old people change their diapers, I'd rather spend the rest of my days on Turmoil.

Versus: Nah, why don't you come back with me. I'm heading up to Mass for the weekend/a mini vacation. The place helps me keep my mind right, and it might help you get a better direction for this new 'kind Mugen' thing you're going for.

Mugen: Do I have an option?

Versus: Not really bud, not really. 

Versus puts his arm over Mugens shoulder and the flash back fades back into real time. Mugen is holding a spatula, and looks a little frustrated...

Mugen: Can't a person just hang out with a well adjusted person to learn from them...and make pancakes?!!

Drago: Yes? I mean...it weird, but yes.

Versus: So why don't you guys join us for breakfast? I even got something for your four legged friend as well. Ed?

Ed leans off the side of his recliner, and pulls a big metal cover up, exposing a VERY large slightly seared steak that's draped across two large pizza pans. Ed puts the lid off to the side and continues reading his paper.

Bubba sits, staring...drooling, at the steak. Drago puts his hand on his chest as he begins to walk over, halting Bubba to a complete stop.

Drago: Why you did this? 

Versus shakes his head and exhales slowly. 

Versus: Drago, let me explain something to you. We're friends, we're always going to be friends. With that being said, I know you better than most people do. I understand what you've been through, I understand the struggles you're going through now, and the last thing I want to do is add any negative energy to what's been an all-positive friendship between us and add any stress to your already full plate. 

Versus: The match we're going to have, doesn't need to start outside of the ring, and be carried into it. It doesn't need to breed contempt, hate...we can work with each other, make each other better, so we give the people something they're going to remember for the rest of their lives.

Drago releases his hand from Bubba's chest, and Bubba quickly makes his way over to his steak. Drago walks up to Versus, pulls up a seat and takes a spot next to him at the table.

Drago: I am so confuse, but you never lie to me. You are very different person than most Versus, but
this welcome change to what I'm used to before battle. 

Versus: GOOD! Just chill out here, and let's enjoy these awesome looking pancakes. Mugen, pull up a seat. Ed, you in?

Ed holds up a Dunkin Donuts box of munchkins and an extra large regular hot coffee.

Versus: Guess not.

Mugen: You and Bubba are seriously heavy sleepers! It took me a solid 5 times before I learned how to get that crane to hold you up and move you without banging you into off of a tree.

Drago looks at Versus as they all eat pancakes.

Drago: Teamwork? 

Versus: That's the name of my crane.

Drago: You really are different person.

The camera pans to the announce team.

What an odd set of circumstances!

Indeed!

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