Xander looks on stunned for a second as Tre celebrates in the ring with his newly won Hardcore Title. Shaking his head for a few seconds, he rushes into the ring and quickly gets into the new champion’s face………..
And raises his arm in celebration. Tre grins as Xander at the serenade of boos falling upon the two who came out of this match relatively unharmed, both physically and as a unit.
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Interesting development! |
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Hmm Quite! |
The Xtron Flickers On!
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These are getting worse. Good thing Our Hero has a contingency plan! |
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He better off getting a bombshelter! |
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It's finally here Matsuda the Ex Division Champion goes one on one with Nathan Carter! |
OCW EX-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Nathan Carter vs Matsuda
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Right on. |
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Quite! |
We cut up to Skybox 34 as Paul Pugh peers towards the ring through a tiny set of binoculars on a stick. He seems to be surveying the area before we cut to a binocular view of what he can see. He looks left, then right and gasps as he finds himself face to face with a furious Puerto Rican man.
He takes a step back, aghast by the figure blocking his view
Our Hero: I need to talk to you for a minute…
Pugh moves the binoculars from his eyes and stands eyeball to eyeball with the Owner of OCW. He turns to the right, addressing a man slightly off camera
Pugh: Two grape daiquiris Esteban, we have much to discuss…
Birdie heads into shot and Pugh puts up 3 fingers in the direction of the bartender. Our Hero is clutching a piece of paper as Pugh smiles at him
Our Hero: BIRDIE!
Birdie: Yea boss?
Our Hero: You spent some time in Okinawa… please can you explain to Mr Pugh why we don’t appreciate his behavior?
Birdie: I thought we agreed to never discuss Okinawa.
Pugh: Sir, I have no idea what this is about… perhaps…
Our Hero puts his hand up to Pugh’s mouth.
Our Hero: Shut it… look at this thing.
He waves the piece of paper, covered in official looking Japanese writing and a Red Cross letterhead in Pugh’s face. He then hands it to Birdie who proceeds to read extracts
Birdie: …and that’s why C4 is awesome… I bet that dummy Sensation will fall for this ruse… this isn’t even real medical clearance this is just nonsense. Fuck him, he pay me or else…
Pugh: …if I may interject, I can’t read Japanese either… I fear we’ve both been had…
Our Hero: Shut up. You think you’re slick walking in here trying to pass Mugen’s abuse off as a doctor’s clearance??
Pugh: I thought they were medical papers…
Our Hero: How about this… you take your papers and fuck off…
Pugh looks shocked
Pugh: How dare you sir… this is not a Def Jam Comedy special – you can’t say the F word…
Birdie interjects with the last line of the letter
Birdie: …fuck him and the horse he rode in on. Die in a fire. Mugen XOXOXOXOXOXO
A huge vein pops out of the side of Sensation’s head
Our Hero: ….....The fine will be worth it! Furthermore until you get cleared by MY doctor, you don’t wrestle in MY ring… got it?
Pugh: Surely you’re not going to deprive yourself of…
Our Hero: b aba ba…. I don’t wanna hear it. Riot. You’re getting examined live in that ring. If you pass, you’re active, if you fail, you’re suspended for presenting my lawyers with this nonsense… Got it?
Pugh: But I…
Our Hero: …Got it?
The daiquiris arrive as Pugh looks a little lost for words. Birdie takes a sip of hers as Our Hero shoots her a furious look. He storms out of shot towards the door as Pugh tries to clink glasses with Birdie. They’re interrupted by…
Our Hero: DON’T EVEN BIRDIE!!!
She sighs , and follows after Our Hero. As the camera follows her to the door we notice a “mutha canuckers” shirt hanging beside it. Pugh also notices it and immediately tears it off the wall and throws it into the trash can.
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Well then looks like we are in for some awkwardness at Riot! |
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All that leatherly flesh.... |
North American Championship
Smythe D Wonder vs Drago Cesar
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That was not what I expected! |
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A nice surprise! |
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