The haunting solo of "Devils Rejects" strums into life and the crowd pop as, oddly, wearing normal street clothes and having had a beard trim walks Jacob Trance. He looks less of a vagabond but still has an air of unpredictability about him. The former world champion pauses to milk the reaction before raising a hand to try and shush the crowd.
Trance: Now, I'm not here too take up too much of your time and I'm not one for nostalgia but things sure have changed since I was last hear in Boston!
The crowd cheer for the shameless cheap pop, Jacob scratches his neck.
Trance: For one.. I was the world heavyweight champion and you guys didn't like that very much...
He laughs to himself before getting serious.
Trance: I also had a family of friends I could trust and rely upon but unfortunately they subscribed to Leonhearts weekly newsletter on loyalty and decided... Funnily enough, to prove the saying of 'true friends stab you on the front' to be one hundred percent factual.
Jacob scowls.
Trance: Which is exactly why I'm here... Crew, Crossbones, Crowe... The other guy... I'm here to tell you I'm coming for you... I'm here to tell you that we're not on a road to glory, that it's a road to damnation and I'm damn well sure going to be the last man standing come the end of it.
Jacob pauses for breath.
Trance: Crowe! You and me! Road to Glory... LAST. MAN. STANDING.
The crowd pop, those in the front row immediately logging onto TicketMaster to try and snap up tickets.
Trance: And bring your friends... We've got ourselves some family matters to attend to.
Jacob stares dead into the camera before his music plays, bringing the segment to an end before we cut backstage.
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The challenge has been laid! |
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Snap! |
Xtron Flickers On!
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Killer B's on the swarm! |
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It ain't so no more! (WU TANG) |
The Camera pans to back and we see Justin Raze watching Certified Greatness in the back.
Jim Black Approaches!
Jim Black: Raze!! did you hear what Parker had to say about you?
Raze: Yessir!
Jim Black: Your thoughts?
Raze thinks for a moment, but not to hard.
Raze: I can't wait to get back into the ring, I miss it! But also Cyberbullying is wrong, but it's also a crime, and pathetic! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.
Jim Black: But you are both in the same building that isn't Cyberbullying!
Raze: Well.....Parker smells like BEEP.
The Crowd Laughs!
Jim Black is kind of stunned.
Jim Black: I didn't expect that....
Raze: The truth will set you free, FREE!!!!
Raze walks to craft services, while Jim ponders if Parker actually does smell ike BEEP.
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It does get kind of ripe when he is around. |
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He's the Champion and he's under a lot of stress and also, How dare you sir! |
Turmoil Championship
Tank vs Jimmy Henry vs Kassidy Hayes
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I don't belive it! |
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Rookie mistake! |
Reviewing the footage of Bertha Stigglitz vs. Anna Mosity from earlier in the show, The Executive Director of Women Relations Lindsay Rothschild, Esq. looks very pleased. Bertha has single handedly destroyed Betty Ford the largest thorn in her side.
The Bombshell Division is slowly being crushed between her corporate grip.
Inside her office at OCW Headquarters she goes back to finalizing contracts for new Maidens of the Mat when her smartphone rings. The caller ID says Odessa Ebony after a few rings she puts her on speaker phone.
Lindsay: Report.
Odessa: Neither Anna Mosity nor Eerie Sunshine will be medically cleared to wrestle anytime soon.
Lindsay: What about the rest?
Odessa: Jessica Jessie lacks the proper intellectual aptitude to realize she's medically cleared to compete, until someone convinces her otherwise she's no threat. Molly, Jackie Blackfoot and KAT will fall in line with the proper encouragement. I suggest we proceed with full marketing and development of the Maidens Initiative.
Lindsay: Excuse me. I make the suggestions and the decisions. And I suggest that we hold off with a full integration of the Maiden Initiative and await Betty Ford's retaliation. If you think a few broken ribs and a concussion will stop those two imbeciles then your lack of common sense eludes even the self proclaimed Smartest Wrestler in the World like a butterfly in the wind.
There is an awkward silence, as Odessa finally replies.
Odessa: I will be prepared for Betty Ford's retaliation.
Lindsay: Do not fail me.
Lindsay presses the cancel call button on her phone as we fade to black
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Uh oh! |
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Looks like this might be trouble! |