Recorded earlier today…
The camera fades back in to find Terra Daturas, still standing in the same place next to her set-up… She stands with a familiar smile, trying to introduce new people to her alternative food.
Terra: Oh! I know you!
Terra smiles wide to see fellow Turmoil star Lotus Flojo walk up to her small stand.
Flojo: Um...What’s this?
Terra: I’m so happy you stopped by. I just love watching you go down to the battlefield. Such positive energy is radiated off of you everytime I watch.
Terra smiles wide at Lotus Flojo and extends her platter of samples.
Terra: I do hope that you are doing well. I bet you would be much better after trying one of my vegan sandwiches!
Flojo:Uhhh… Sure…. I’m more of a meat eater though. Not totally.
FloJo picks up the sandwich with curiosity.
FloJo: Y’know, I did have a vegan gelato once. Wasn’t bad either.
FloJo takes a bite.
FloJo: Mm-mm Mm-mm
FloJo shakes her head as the sandwich was disagreeable with her taste buds.
FloJo: Thanks but I don’t see myself adding this to my personal menu.
Terra: Oh my… I’m sorry. Maybe this turkey substitute will be better for you. I just know I can find something that you’ll like.
Terra nervously pleads with FloJo for a 2nd chance.
FloJo: Shocked: Give me another one.
Terra hands FloJo another sample, FloJo takes it with even less enthusiasm than before.
FloJo: Here goes…
FloJo takes another bite
FloJo: No...No I--Huh...not bad, I guess.
Terra: See? You like it!
FloJo: No…
Terra: You mentioned that you’re not completely a meat eater, what do you mean?
FloJo: I don’t like hamburgers, pork chops, Chicken livers, pig feet, crap like that.
Terra smirks and tilts her head slightly at Lotus FloJo. She puts her hands behind her back and leans in a bit.
Terra: Sounds like you might be a picky eater. :3
FloJo is embarrassed and decides to run off.
Terra: Wait I didn’t mean it like that! We can’t all like the same foods! Please consider trying this alternative lifestyle!
Terra: Well… At least she tried.
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Save a cow, eat some plants! |
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BOO! |
The Xtron Flickers On!
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OH MAN! |
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It's gonna be great! |
The camera cuts to the OCW Performance Center, where Stacy Clark is interviewing the newest addition to the Turmoil Women's division, Alyssa Winters.
Stacy: Here we are, Alyssa. Nice to meet you. Are you excited to be here?
Alyssa: Excited? Are you kidding me? I am freaking hyped for this!
Alyssa: This is a dream come true for me. I cannot wait to be a part of this amazing roster.
Stacy: We don't know much about you though. Is there something you want to say to the fans?
Alyssa: Some of the internet nerds already know me. I'm a Twitch Streamer, quite possibly the most popular OCW 2K19 streamer on Twitch.
Alyssa: HeyItsLyss is the name of my channel, by the way. Be sure to subscribe!
Alyssa: And now, thanks to Mr. Sensation, I finally get to debut in the real life version of the videogame… it's crazy!
Stacy: What’s your opinion on the #THOTAUDIT? Do you pay your taxes?
Alyssa: I am NOT going to answer that!
Stacy: Basically you are saying that you've never wrestled before. Aren't you afraid of facing athletes who have doing this for months, and in some cases, for years?
Alyssa: Of course I'm not. I mean, take a look at Elsa, Terra or even that anorexic chick Valkyrie…
Alyssa: Do they look like wrestlers to you?
Alyssa: One was a secretary up until this summer, the other one is a hippy and Valkyrie looks like she can't even lift her own bags.
Stacy: That's a bit bold
Alyssa: No, not at all. I'm just stating the facts. Plus I'm a quick learner, you'd be surprised!
Stacy: Well, this was Alyssa Winters, ladies and gentlemen.
Alyssa: Subscribe to my channel!
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Interesting!! |
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Indeed! |
CODE JACKMAN vs B17
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OH MY GOD! |
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WHAT! |
The camera fades in to a backstage locker room. As the camera pans right we recognise the figure that comes into frame; Justin Jehst. He sits on a fold out chair, elbows on knees, his head drooped, looking down. Elsa stands behind him with one hand on his shoulder.
Jehst: Tonight is the night I get my revenge for months of torture. Tonight is the night I get my own back on the man who has caused me so much grief; who put me in a moonboot for months!
Justin lifts his head and looks into the camera.
Jehst: It was one thing to mess with me, but you had to bring Elsa into this, didn’t you?
His nose crinkles and his brows furrow as he turns his expression to anger.
Jehst: Like a coward you ran from me. You jabbed me, and jabbed me until you gave me no choice but to swing back.
Jehst: You hide behind your legal loopholes. You hide behind the strength of other men. You…Thomas Archer…are the definition of a coward.
Justin now stands and folds the steel chair up, holding it by his side in one hand. Elsa moves to the other side of him, still resting her hand on his shoulder.
Jehst: So tonight, I don’t just get an opportunity to exact my revenge; I get a chance to exact Elsa’s revenge. I get a chance to exact revenge for anybody you’ve ever screwed over in a legal case; for anybody you’ve taken advantage of financially.
Jehst: I get a chance to swing one of these chairs over my head and into yours and watch as you writhe in pain. And it may sound sadistic…but I’m going to enjoy it. I’m going to enjoy every damn second that you endure a chair shot. Every time I jab and hook you in the face. Every time I wrench your arm or slam your body to the ground…I will enjoy it.
Justin slicks back a small amount of hair that has fallen over the left side of his face.
Jehst: And it seems like everyone and their dog is putting on some sort of special outfit tonight for this event…but not me. Usually, I would jump at the opportunity to don a silly costume, go out to that ring, and put on a show for these fans…but not tonight.
Jehst: Tonight I put on my wrestling boots, lace up and go out there for a fight!
Elsa takes her hand off Justins shoulder and links it around his arm. He looks at her, and she looks at him. He looks back to the camera.
Jehst: I know there's a lot of doubters out there saying my leg isn't fully healed, or I'm not on Archers level... I don't need your support. I have Elsa in my corner. I have my good friend Capo in my corner too, and I know he'll be watching tonight.
Justin moves forward a bit, getting in frame for a mid shot. He tilts his head to the side and shrugs his shoulder, seemingly stretching out a kink in his trap or neck muscle. He then looks deep into the camera lens.
Jehst: It’s said that you can never break a contract made with a Devil…well tonight, I prove them all wrong…
Justin moves his arm from Elsa’s and instead takes her by the hand before walking out of the locker room as the camera fades.
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GET HIM JEHST! |
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Fool! |
EXTREME RULEZ
LOTUS FLOJO vs DRAGANA
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OH MY GOD THOSE LADIES WENT FOR IT! |
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I think I got table dust in my eye. IN MY EYE!!! |