We turn to the trainer’s room, where we see Drago and Mugen sitting on the bench being attended to by staff. Both of them have ice packs on their heads. Mugen’s shaking his head while Drago seems to stare off into the distance.
Mugen: But how?
Mugen: Every damn time I get close to those tag championships.
Mugen shoos away the doctor who’s tending to him and flashes him a thumbs up.
Drago: Is my fault. I take blame.
The Lord of the Lariat looks at him blankly.
Drago: I was out there too long. I dunno.
Mugen: Old sport, you can’t take all the credit for our failures!
Drago puts away the ice pack and leans back against the wall.
Drago: What were you saying before? About every time you get close to those championship?
Mugen sighs.
Mugen: I’ve teamed with some of the best. Past and present. Pugh, Bobby, some guy named Matsomoto I think, I really don’t remember. And then….you, so many people.
Mugen: Yet, those championships continue to elude me! It’s a curse!
Drago: Curse?
Mugen: LIKE OOOOO SPOOOOKY kind of curse. That’s the only way I can explain it!
Drago starts contemplating.
Drago: Who put curse on you?
Mugen looks at his tag partner. He struggles to find the words.
Mugen: I-I don’t know?
Drago gets up off the bench and looks at one of the posters on the wall. He then turns it around to its blank side. He goes to a drawer and pulls out a marker.
Drago: It has to be someone you piss off in the past.
Mugen: Recently, not so much I guess but in the past?
Mugen looks around the room, trying to count up all the people.
Mugen: Old sport, we’re gonna be here forever!
Drago: We do this now, so we can get to bottom of this.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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YEA! |
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Oh for the love of god, ARE YOU SERIOUS? |
The Xtron Flickers On!
We are in the women’s locker room once again. Valkyrie is on the phone with her mysterious friend
???: What the hell is wrong with you?
???: You had the match won!
Valkyrie: I know...
???: She was completely out, you could have pinned her but no! You had to torture her, you had to keep the match going and you paid for it!
Valkyrie: I said I KNOW!
Valkyrie: I wasn’t thinking straight!
Valkyrie: They got under my skin, I lost control! I wanted to make her pay for what she did to me and in the end it cost me.
Valkyrie takes off her gloves and throws them away, out of frustration
There’s a good minute of silence
???: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell.
Valkyrie: Me neither.
Valkyrie: It’s just that I keep saying that Fairy Tales always have a Happy Ending. I keep saying that hard work and dedication always pay off.
Valkyrie: But… does this look like a Happy Ending to you?
???: Fairy Tales always have a Happy Ending.
???: Sometimes, you need more chapters to get to your Happily Ever After, but you’ll get there eventually.
Valkyrie: ...
???: I bought a one way ticket to New York this morning, Sarah.
???: We are going to end this, together.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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End what! |
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Hmmm! |
The Xtron Flickers On!
We return to Mugen, Drago AND THE LIST!
The entire poster is filled with names of people, establishments, and even countries that Mugen has infuriated including Burma, Antigua and the city of Spokane, Washington.
Mugen: ...And that’s all I got off the top of my head.
Drago: Great!
The Light Heavyweight Champion pulls the poster from the wall and rolls it up, putting it in his coat pocket.
Drago: We need to start from the beginning again. Beat up other tag team. Get rid of curse. Take that tag championship.
Mugen: Sounds like a plan.
They fist bump each other. They leave the trainer’s room and start walking down the hallway. Drago stops and looks at a Riot/Turmoil poster, featuring some of the top talent on the brand. He looks enamored.
Drago: I’m have idea!
Mugen: What is it, old sport?
Drago: These people need a leader. One who isn’t afraid to come out of office and make change. Electric bill will be paid. Camera will be clean up. Environment of opportunity!
Mugen: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Both: #Drago4GM!!!! #Mugen4OCW!!!!
Mugen: This will be a most DELIGHTFUL campaign.
Drago: We have heavy opposition. Must prepare accordingly.
The pair leave as the scene fades to black.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I LOVE IT! |
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MOTHER OF GOD...NO..NOOOOOOO! |
H20 vs KASSIDY HAYES*
A Huge Thank You to Killer Kramer,Yake, Kass and the OCW Community.
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