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We found ourselves in that oh so familiar doctors office we have become acquainted with the past couple weeks. As we enter into the Office we find Valkyrie and Empress chatting and laughing. Dr. Phalange walks into the Office and takes a seat in his armchair. Valkyrie stares at Dr. Phalange strangely.
Dr. Phalange: You seem like you have something on your mind, Valkyrie?
Valkyrie: Empress, Is something odd about Dr. Phalange face?
Empress taps her finger on her lip while she stares at Dr. Phalange face for a moment. She tilts her head left and right with a questionable look on her face.
Empress: You know what you have a point. Doc your mustache seems to be on upside down. I could have sworn it was the other way around last time.
Dr. Phalange touches his face to see what is wrong and turns his back towards Empress and Valkyrie. While turned around, he seemingly fixes his mustache.
Dr. Phalange: All right ladies, well it seems like our time together is coming to an end soon.
Empress: You just flipped your mustache.
Dr. Phalange: No I didn’t.
Valkyrie: You absolutely did, stop joking. That’s not even real.
Dr. Phalange: Of course it’s real. Here, I’ll pull on it.
Dr. Phalange clearly puts no pressure on his mustache as he “pulls on it”.
Empress: You didn’t even tug at it at all.
Valkyrie: Who are you? What are you hiding?
Dr. Phalange: Me? Hiding? You know who’s hiding anything? It’s not me, IT IS YOU TWO because I’m clearly trying to provide help to the both of you but I am fed up with feeling like my help is not being appreciated here because I’ve been trying to do this for years to so many of the OCW talent, trying to provide assistance to people in all different facets of OCW from the bossman to even somebody like Ter Gerden when I provided assistance with him during his early days of his career signing him up to a lucrative deal but what does he do HE SQUANDERS IT WITH TERRIBLE DECISIONS AND COCAINE which by the way was not in the medicine that I had given to you last week, that was a proprietary blend of tryptophan, chamomile, CBD and THC and don’t worry the OCW drug policy is clearly a flawed one when silly Jookie Marley can get away with being stoned to stupidity and work a ladder match but then again a lot of things about that match makes sense now that you think about it but let me stop with that tangent right now because back to you two, I think you two have potential to be a great duo BUT WHAT YOU NEED IS COOPERATION and ADMIT that you need each other that’s why I gave you the pills last week as an exercise to have both of you on the same wavelength physically and mentally because I believe in you and I understand Greatness just like RD Money, shout out RD Money who was one of my friends back in the day and I would consider you two to be friends of mine and not just clients which is why I have a personal mission to get the two of you on the same page and thinking about how to WIN. F*** You Cody Storm.
Valkyrie and Empress’ eyes are completely wide open and confused at the rant that they just had to listen to.
Valkyrie: You are not a doctor are you……….you are not really Dr. Phalange……
Dr. Phalange: Um what of course I am.
Dr. Phalange starts fixing his hair and his doctor’s coat. Empress walks up closely to Dr. Phalange and starts examining his face.
Empress: You know too much about things in OCW, I don’t believe you are a real doctor either!
Dr. Phalange tries to turn around in his chair and avoid direct eye contact with Empress but she refuses to let him turn.
Empress: Wait a second……
Empress jumps on the seated Dr. Phalange as a startled Valkyrie jumps out of her seat not sure how to approach the situation.
Dr. Phalange: Stop it! This is for your own good!
Empress: WHO ARE YOU?!
Empress gets a hold of Dr. Phalange’s mustache and rips it clean off his face. Both Empress and Valkyrie are startled to learn that it actually has been The Lord of the Lariat, the King of Kindness, The Psychic Psychiatrist himself, Mugen.
Mugen: Well damn it, I guess the jig is up.
Valkyrie: Why?
Mugen: Why not? I’m the King of Kindness after all and while my methods have been unconventional, my message is genuine. You two can dominate if you cooperate.
Empress and Valkyrie both stare at each other for a while with confused looks on their faces. Trying to make sense of anything that just happened.
Empress: None of that makes any sense...but, He does kind of have a point. I mean when we are on the same page we kick ass.
Valkyrie: Yeah you right we did pretty good and held our own this could be a new beginning for us.
While Valkyrie and Empress are distracted talking with each other Mugen tries to sneak out of the Office. But, before he could make it out of the door Valkyrie turns to see Mugen trying to leave.
Valkyrie: Where do you think you’re going? You still have some explaining to do.
Mugen runs out the door laughing while being chased by Empress and Valkyrie. Suddenly The camera pans over to the closest where the sound of shuffling around could be heard. The door opens as the camera fades to black.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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GREAT CESAR'S GHOST WHO GAVE THAT MAN A LAB COAT! |
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LAST TIME HE HAD A LAB COAT OCW WAS GREAT AGAIN, I MEAN GREAT! |
JUMBO SHRIMP HARDCORE MATCH
JACKSON MONTOMERY vs. DANNY WATTS
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AHHHHH MUST BE THE SHRIMP MONAY!! |
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I swear to god! |
We join the MegaBucks sitting around the Archer Industries conference table. The conference table is completely covered in a variety of different take out containers, each individual container empty as not a single bite of food left to waste during the Cohlerona Virus outbreak.
A loud belch ringing out from the other side of the conference room.
#Austin: Alright now #MegaBucks I need all hands on deck. Cohlerona has finally hit us where it hurts the most…
#Austin picks up his beer taking a quick sip.
#Austin: 1-second boys…
#Austin goes back to his beer, chugging it before throwing the empty can across the room.
#Austin: Alright where was I now…..Yes, the crisis that has been brought to our doorstep and unless we act now we will not survive…. But fear not as yours truly as a plan to save us all…..
#Austin steps to the side and pulls a rolling whiteboard in front of the conference room.
#Austin: Now we have already decided to not name names or point fingers but the Quarantine food supply is now completely gone and as of this meeting all restaurants have ended their delivery/ takeout services….
#Austin: Now granted some of us may have eaten more of the food but we can not change the past. All we can do is focus on the now and how we will survive.
#Austin begins to write on the whiteboard “#The Great Catering Heist"
#Austin: Now fate, as decided to be on our side as this very evening, is Road 2 Glory… Now I know what you are thinking, yes catering is provided for all of the talents. But #MegaBucks we are not hitting the catering you have been accustom to from these events.
#Austin: We are going after the private catering that is brought in for the production staff and the well lets just call them “special" talent….
#Austin: Something that I use to have access to before I needed to be quarantined away from this world and this virus. Back when I….#mattered…
#Austin: Yes yes… so the plan is to sneak in under the disguise of janitors and “acquire” the supplies we need to save us during this crisis.
#Austin: Now boys I know I am asking you to risk your careers for this mission but if you choose to accept it, we will not only survive but thrive during this crisis.
#Austin: What I need from you all is….
#Austin begins to write on the whiteboard
#Austin: We need a second janitor with me to assist in the acquisition of the supplies, We need a grease man in case we need to squeeze through any tight spaces and last but not least every great heist needs a tech guy. So who is in boys…..
Maxx: I call Janitor!
#Austin writes M@XX on the board and procedures to draw a terrible stick figure next to his name.
Maxx: It would be nice to go back and relive my acting days
#Austin: Yes like back in our glory days….
Maxx: You know back in Hollywood, I actually-
#Austin: Back when i was something….Back when i was #Pencil-Man….When i was your Worlds champion…
Maxx: Ahh...those were the times.
Austin and Maxx both look off into the distance as they relive their acting days.
Maxx: Anyways...what are you all doing?
Maxx turns to face the pair of Maximus and Benji as they wait for Maxx and #Austin’s nostalgia-fest to end
Maximus: I’ll choose the tech guy, Lee.
#Austin adds Maximus to the whiteboard as the #Overwatch.
#Austin: Let us see your skills, unlock this…
#Austin throws a tablet to Maximus
Maximus just slides to unlock the tablet.
#Austin: Perfect
Maximus: This takes me back to my high school days, guys.
Maximus takes a drink of water.
Maximus: guess that means Benji is the grease guy…?
Maximus turns to Benji while rubbing his hands together.
To be continued….
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I'm telling you right now! This is not gonna end well! |
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CHICKEN OF THE SEA! |