After a grueling match against Zoe Chole, a disappointed FloJo walks into the locker room and begins to pack.
Stacy Clark walks into the locker room to get a word from FloJo. FloJo doesn't acknowledge her as she continues to pack.
Clark: Look FloJo, I know things are a bit bleak--
FloJo: -sigh-
FloJo: I did it again...I had Zoe dead to rights but I couldn't pull the trigger. I could fight Zoe again, and If I beat her, it'll seem meaningless.
FloJo: I had a new finisher that was given to me by the greatest female wrestler in OCW's history; Valkyrie.
FloJo: And I'm supposed to be the top babyface of this division?
Clark: So I'm guessing you didn't know it was a number one contender match either.
FloJo:Nope.
FloJo: Empress. Gone. Valkyrie is Preggers. Gone. I don't know man. I can't handle it.
FloJo looks off into the distance.
FloJo:But If only I hit the triangle button....nope never mind.
FloJo walks off-camera with her belongings.
Clark: Triangle button???
scene fades.
#1 CONTENDER - INTERNATIONAL TITLE
JOSHUA TUCKER vs. ALEX ASHER
We pan back to our interdimensional conference call
Mugen: So how have you been enjoying life in the Cube old sport!
Dupree: I know for me it’s been absolutely great, OCW events have been Trash free for months, well with the exception of Wrex. Not to mention my offshore account is overflowing with that TOLMC fug money.
Spider turns into an unamused emoticon
RYU: It’s been terrible, you and Drago have been making me miserable.
RYU: And the one time I escaped I ended up in Bingo’s TV? Do you know what kind of smut he watches, it’s awful.
Mugen: HA. Smut. Ha…...boobs.
Dupree: Serves you right, phreaking dermie, that smut film was prolly just tape of your match against Nate from last summer.
Spider ignores 99.9% of whatever Tibby says as per the norm.
RYU: You know last time I escaped the Cube I got a title shot, I mean, you want to help a busta out Tibbles.
Dupree: No No No! I’ll help you go DEEPER into the goddamn Cube you tyrannical titerus. You made my life miserable with all your TTT shenanigans as Lightheavyweight champ, do you know how many lawyers gave me phreaking brain fungus!
Mugen: I thought it was great! TOLMC stock did great with Spider as Champ.
RYU: TELL EM
The camera fades as the three continue bickering…