The camera pans backstage to one of the executive suites and we find The B-LIST BAD BOY Maxx Edwards enjoying a quality spread of expensive cheeses and wine with some very fancy ladies.
Maxx: So I can get you a producer's credit in my next film you just have to........
Just then to potentially ruin all the fun OCW'S #1 Backstage Personality, Jim Black bursts on the scene (very sweaty for some reason)
Jim: MAXX, MAXX I've been looking for you all day!
Jim: The OCW Galaxy wants to know why you brutally attacked Judge Leroy Brown, The 3rd!
Jim: Why you knowingly attacked a man that has been on the shelf so to speak for months!
Jim: TELL US WHY! MAXX HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!!
Maxx just stares at Jim will at the same time making his way to a nearby monitor! He then smiles and points to it!
With a thumbs up Maxx motions Jim to the door as the Camera Fades!
ICEMAN NATE MAC
(Transcribed)
As Prophesized the soul of Kasstianity received Just Deliverance . But now, Now OCW...
“Knock knock knock”
Leo mumbling cuss words and interference, and fuckin up his mojo.
“What is it? I’m trying to record a creepy promo can you come back in like 20 minutes I’ll be finished.”
“Ooh yeah, I’m sure you have a talent To tell Stories yeah, but before you start to ramble on I just wanted to let you know you’re the guy I’m lookin for, ooh check out the echo in here yeah I can Dig It, (Echo) now I just saw a Dragon like 50 miles West, yeah and he wanted to me to tell you to go home with him he said he was leaving OCW and you were needed elsewhere ya dig?”
“Father? Sorry I must leave you now, Come hounds we must journey.,”
“S’all Good My masked Amigo, just head West.”
“Well, that was easy, he’s dumber than a bag of hammers dig it.
Allow me to introduce myself. Hold on I can’t get over this echo DIG IT ECHOS now lets get down to brass racks I’m the IceMan Nate fuggin Mac, you may not know me now, but I guarantee you won’t be able to forget me once I’m gone. OCW yeah, you can thank me for getting rid of your freak problem, since none of you could do it, now you owe the IceMan, that’s not a good way to start a business relationship, so allow me to warn you all the boys in the back Nate Fuggin Mac...The IceMan Cometh, so either step aside and get out of the way or put your two feet in front of you and start walking your way to the ring and face an Ice Cold Execution yeah. DIG IT!”
IceMan rides off
TLBS HYPE
HELL IN A CELL
SOLOMON CAINE vs. THE LAST BLACKSMITH
The camera pans to a green room backstage, Leon is sat intently in front of a tv with several dvd boxes marked with each of the “Battle for Space and Times”
Leon: This is absurd, how does Spider always get caught by Mugen… and now Drago…
Leon grabs the remote and turns the TV off.
Leon: How does Spider escape the Cube every year, what an awful prison.
Leon looks down at his watch
Leon: And if my calculations are correct…