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The scene fades in to a high rise apartment balcony overlooking the beach. We see Capo and Jehst leaning over the rail, sunglasses on, Jehst with an open Hawaiian shirt and shorts and Capo sporting an Armani suit jacket with his gold chains hanging down over his bare chest.
As the morning sun hits the pair on their faces, Justin begins speaking.
Jehst: Here we are, man. Wrestlution 12.
Capo: Who’da thought a couple’a bozo’s like us would’a been here fighting for championships, huh? *scumbag laugh*
Justin pulls away from the rail and stands up straight, still looking out over the sun-soaked sandy expanse.
Capo: You know….I never told anyone this, but my first match…
Jehst: Dark match at a house show?
Capo: Nah, my first official match last November....I almost quit….I took a beating so bad. I didn't land many moves and it was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. But then…I walked out of the ring and people were chanting harder for me leaving than when I entered!!
Jehst: Capo, there’s a reason we’ve made it here. There’s a reason we’ve been chosen to fight for those Tag Team titles.
Capo: I know I know...But it still seems surreal….I’m humbled, and I’m ready to rock with you all the way till the end.
Jehst: We’ve put in work, day in, day out. We’ve been at the developmental training centre more than we’ve been at our homes. We’ve done all we needed to do get to this point.
As Justin finishes his sentence, Capo lights a cigar, inhales, holds it for a second, then exhales, still leaning over the balcony rail.
Capo: You ain’t wrong, Jehst. I mean, look at all we’ve done up to this point? I’ve thrown parties, started night clubs, restaurants, and even a cocktail and cigar club!
Jehst: Where as I’ve come in to this business, gone through some unbelievably crazy stuff with my mother, transformed myself, and now I’m becoming a star in a blockbuster movie... All I know is it ain’t coming up Milhouse for us right now, Cap; we’re on the up and up.
Capo: Those straps are ours, Jehst, I can feel it!
Capo stands up and puts his hand on Jehst’s shoulder.
Capo: Listen….We cant let the Irishman get us with trickery, nor can we trust Cheat-Code. Lets stay on the hunt for the taint. There is big money with a win or loss, but let’s give the fans the time of their lives tonight!
Justin receives a big slap on the back to get him pumped.
Capo: You good to go, Van Damme?
Jehst: Ready as I’ll ever be, my man. Let’s go.
Jehst and Capo head inside to gather their gear and get ready to head to the arena as the scene fades out.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
Tanlines and Hot tags!
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It's gonna be on liek donkey kong! |
The XTron Flickers On!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
Interesting!
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It's the dam truth! |
We cut to a familiar scene; the Arctic, extremely early in the day. The last time we were here, Leon Valentine spent his time training with his penguins to prepare for Drago Cesar. And the time before that, Drago spent his time attempting to capture several penguins; he was unsuccessful the last time.
Today is a different story.
The hunter looks through his binoculars to find the same pesky penguins that eluded him last time. He takes a breath and puts the binoculars in his backpack. He digs his hand into his jacket pocket and nods. He retracts his hand and then starts walking briskly toward the penguins. The head penguin notices Drago coming and signals to all of his penguin compadres.
Penguin: HAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The entire waddle of penguins start to make their escape. They turn their attention to the nearby water and start making their way there. Drago doesn't stop his pace. Every step is calculated. No slip-ups this time.
The penguins are just about to make it to the water when they are stopped short by a tiny boat and on this tiny boat is a hungry looking Bubba. He viciously roars at the penguins which startles them. The head penguin starts spinning around, wondering what to do. It is at this time that Drago has caught up to them.
The hunter raises an arm as the penguins wince.
Drago: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!
Drago then swings his arm down but stops just a centimeter away from the penguin's head. The penguin is frozen in fear as Drago turns around and starts walking away. He walks toward the camera.
Drago: A jungle have many animals in it. Some small, some big. Some are nice, some are mean. A jungle does not have to have trees and bushes. A jungle can be like this place. Cold, hard to breathe, freezing.
Drago: Or a jungle can be like the one you're going to enter at Wrestlution. I know some people can say that they are Mister or Miss Wrestlution. Or that Wrestlution is their home.
Drago: Ever since Wrestlution 9, I have fought off many creature. Some of them rising star. Some of them legends, much like yourself. I made this match No Holds Barred, because I know you have history of playing dirty. You confront me at Riot 500, so I give you the pleasure of making sure you get your specialty match, do all illegal tactics that you can.
Drago exhales and takes off his gloves.
Drago: My jungle is Wrestlution. You, much like Goat and Camelbones in past, are about to learn that every jungle need its lion. Being the lion of the jungle is heavy cross to bear. Tonight, you're going to learn just how heavy it can be.
Drago digs into his jacket pocket and a "beep" sound can be heard.
Drago: You're already caught.
The camera pans upward to reveal a drone hoisting a large net. The drone drops the net onto the penguins. Drago walks away from the camera's view as the scene fades.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
Man can Drago keep up his Streak!
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You never know with the Show Stealer Leonheart about! |