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Kassidy comes running through gorilla position, many OCW road agents asking what the hell he is doing, Kassidy is shoving away OCW Officials! The Echo of boos can be heard throughout the arena!
Kassidy: Piss off!
Kassidy shoves Asian Ref Akira out of the way,
Kassidy: Mr. Sensation isn’t here to make me do anything, so in a draw, the Champion retains.
A "BIG MATCH PUSSY" Chant begins to boom through the arena. Kassidy pauses for a moment almost acknowledging it, then in true Kassidy fashion grabs the nearest camera
Kassidy then looks directly at the Camera!
Kassidy: I didn't Lose!, K.D Lost, he is a failure! This is Wrestlution! I won!, I don't care if its a draw, No Sudden Death, No Restarting the Match, No Happy Ending For K.D, NO REDO's BUBBA!
Kassidy spits directly at the camera, as he shoves the camera out of his face! In The Distance a loud Roar comes from Gorilla it's K.D shouting at the top of his lungs!
KD: WHERE IS THIS SISSY!!!
Kassidy hurries his pace and continues through the arena, not stopping in the TTT locker room to collect his things or change, making his way to the parking lot.
Kassidy smacks the glass of the parking lot attendee box awaiting his car keys when Stacy Clark makes her way to Kassidy.
Kassidy: NO!, NO!, NO!, NO!, BEGONE THOT!
Kassidy shoves Stacy into her Cameraman and both tumble to the floor!
Within seconds KD's voice is heard in the parking area. Kassidy decides to kick over the Key Box smashing it to pieces in order to quickly grab his car keys.
Kassidy slides across the hood of his car, his classic 67’ Chevy Impala, he opens the door and throws the championship onto the passenger seat starts the engine. As he prepares to peel out he notices his car isn't moving.......
Big KD is behind the Impala holding the back bumper shouting at Kassidy to get out. Kassidy begins to Rev the engine and still isn't moving while K.D is in a frothing rage.
K.D: I'MA KILL YOU SISSY! YOU'RE GOING INTO THE GARDEN RIGHT NOW!
Kassidy in a panic puts the pedal to the metal and the bumper comes clean off as Kassidy peels off K.D Launches the bumper at the car obliterating the back window! The Camera fades as Kassidy burns rubber out of Orlando nearly running over several OCW Personel!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
WHAT A PIECE OF TRASH!
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TTT 4 LIFE, YOU MARK! HAAHAHAHAA |
The Camera pans to the announce team!
Wow!
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Indeed! |
Gene: What do you want lil boi?!
FloJo: I see you’re doing your thang interviewing random wrestlers. Adorable.
Gene:Listen,I’m very busy, don’t you have a merchandise stand to run, lil boi?
FloJo: Well, I thought I could take a break. All this hard work selling crappy Showblitz Lingerie.
Gene:Haha you’re not on the Lution Card not even on prime... I really don’t understand why the OCW universe even likes you.
Gene:What’s wrong lil boi, cat got your tongue or is it inside your homegirl? Haha
FloJo places her hands on her hips swaying from left to right with a slight grin on her face.
Gene: What freak show?
FloJo: Hehehehe. You know what? That’s a good one. Out of the three of you, you’re the one I haven’t faced yet. Have you seen my match at T200? You know what I’m capable of.
Gene:Wha-so,you’re looking for a fight huh? Awwwwww. Don’t worry, once Cheryl is finished with Twinklebelle she’ll be right back to destroying what’s left of you.
FloJo begins to laugh to the confusion of gene.
Gene: What the hell are you laughing about now?! Oh I see, perhaps it’s your anxiety kicking in...That ass whooping is coming, lil boi.
Says Gene while clenching her fist.
FloJo: Then come with it then! After I’m through, maybe i’ll pay Capo a visit at his party.
Gene:Alright you little bitch! You’re nothing but a Troll!!! Get out of here…! This my night-Not yours...Showblitz are representing. You and your Counter Culture rejects can take a backseat.
FloJo: Backseat huh? You’d know about that, wouldn’t you?
Gene: Wh-What do you mean?
FloJo: Ooooh nothing. Just that between you and the others, it’s clear who the real star is.
FloJo: Try not dwell on it though. Later. Go do your thang, gurrrl. Xoxo.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
Man you can cut that loathing with a knife!
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A butter knife! |